Love: Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss...

By rick - 13/08/2009 21:49 - Sweden

Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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By Mommys boy - 16/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

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By TheLoneSoul - 13/09/2015 14:22 - France

Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip three years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By anonymous - 24/02/2015 11:50 - United Kingdom - Lancaster

Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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Friday 14 August 2009 0:59

Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.

BurpusMe 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:05

Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."

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blondeatheartoh9 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:12

dude! wtc! I just moderated one and it had at least one more sentence to it! Do the admins edit posts?

Vasir 2

Friday 14 August 2009 1:25

Yes. They do.

Gixxer2k4 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:12

I would definately let the wife know your down for a threesome!!! Thats awesome

Nakedsquirrel 5

Friday 14 August 2009 1:12

This isn't an FML, it's Les-Tastic!

crankyolecoot 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:13

Don't worry, she's probably just having an affair with her coworker's husband.

Boudica 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:15

...surprise!

inspireme48 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:16

haha ur wifes a les!

bigotcretin 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:16

or maybe he dropped coffee on his pants.

GeometricAngle 7

Friday 14 August 2009 1:16

FYL. Also, I'm surprised there's no trolling on here yet.

ananamoose 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:17

douche OP: Maybe you should get on that, literally and figuratively... think about it.

Kristoffer 35

Friday 14 August 2009 1:23

Quit snooping in your wife's private communications.

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