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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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Sunday 17 April 2016 13:13

You aren't supposed to take "falling in love" and "head over heels" literally.

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So things didn't go as planned?

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CutieBunny92 0

Tuesday 19 April 2016 7:33

You banged him too hard, hope the both of you are okay.

TheOnlyBuck 8

Monday 25 April 2016 20:54

Makeup sex?

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