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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 10:10 - Netherlands

Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML

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dommosoh 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:54

Bet you forgot his dog's name.

dirtyhippie 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:49

Awww :(

Comments

Mnemic 6

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:14

Ouch :( Off-topic: Woohoo, Noord-Brabant ftw! :-P

Lounia_fml 8

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:42

Je bent nederlands? o.O TE GEKKKK!! xD idd Noord Brabant FTW (: LOL. Anyway, f the OP's life =(

Mnemic 6

Thursday 25 June 2009 14:40

A bit of a late response but yes I'm Dutch and I live in Noord-Brabant. ;)

Gregasus 2

Wednesday 18 August 2010 0:02

Ik heb daar familie wonen, denk ik. (Ben Belg bytheway)

zabeth_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:21

I guess the dog's just more interesting than you are.

wikifoo 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:22

he is probably a beastality perv

PsychoX 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 22:37

Maybe potential for a threesome here?

angorashi 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:37

Burn

beaverdogmouse 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:41

YDI for having a dog

blackbear6193 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:17

if your saying your a cat person, just go die. your comment makes me sick. dogs rule. also, OP, wear a name tag. or be more outgoing to be remembered.