Miscellaneous: Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 21:42 - Canada

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Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML

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By Jake - 01/07/2009 12:28 - Australia

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caled123 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 1:58

who cares? its not hard to say 'that was my brother' and noone will take it seriously...

FMY_FYL 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 1:59

Your secret's out.

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brittbrittT 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:00

# 6, you just made my day.

california512 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:01

little brothers and sisters can be so evil

dothehelenkeller 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:01

LMFAO. YDI for pissing off your brother. FYL for having a smart-ass brother.

kelseysue92 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:02

welllll.... do you? cause if you do, then you should really thank your little bro - he may have brought out some potential suitors!

24788 6

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:02

If you're a girl that's not a bad thing.

mattmag 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:02

Your brother is pure awesome. And he may have helped you get a few dates.

thisishilarious 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:03

your little bro is badass, and you are an idiot

juggs_bunny_91 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:03

Its ok. Most women like it. I guess im juss one of the few that dont!

1AAC 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:04

Well, it's true.. isn't it?

propelks09 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:05

i guess now people know that you swallow...big deal

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