By c.hip - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML
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steph87_fml 0

As soon as you started scratching away you didn't think "oh this feels like it's attached to me"? What did u use a knife? One clean fast movement.

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chickenwalrus 14

were you on crack? or is there just something wrong with you.

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xlorawrz 9

I think you should get your eyesight checked..

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aruam365 24

How did you not notice the mole before? As far as I know they don't pop up overnight...

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BelleBelle_fml 11

Unless they are cancerous, even then it takes a while.

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THRASHtillDEATH 6

What the hell

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Squrril 0

If you have been bleeding for 30 minutes you should go straight to the ER

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citymayer 7

I just... I don't... How do you mix the two?

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