By c.hip - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML
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steph87_fml 0

As soon as you started scratching away you didn't think "oh this feels like it's attached to me"? What did u use a knife? One clean fast movement.

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all4pooh 4

78- Your comment made me squirm lol. But I can understand how that happens

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stephy8687 0

YDI because you had to of known it was there. Moles just don't pop up out of nowhere.

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Chigagigaroo 0

I believe that there is a difference between a mole and a parasite...

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mehwhocares 9

I think you fail at stopping bleeding.

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TannerBoys 1

Man Thats Disgusting!

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thatguy1211555 0

life really is harder when your dumb. isn't it......

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matrickz 0

That could be cancerous No joke have that checked

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