Miscellaneous: Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister....

By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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z_vet 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 16:15

Stupid joke. It's your sister, how can you do such a thing to her?

2random 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 16:48

your the worst sister in the world !

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z_vet 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 16:15

Stupid joke. It's your sister, how can you do such a thing to her?

danyfuckinheatle 0

Monday 24 May 2010 19:16

your a meany Bo Beany.

Gorsbug823 0

Monday 19 July 2010 6:38

how is that a joke?

TempestJones 0

Friday 17 December 2010 8:48

agreed. sounds more like F her life!

iliveinthesky_fml 0

Monday 25 July 2011 16:50

someones a jealous sister. you bitch.

TheCurlyTheory 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 4:55

well I for one hate my sisters slutty guts.(:

GiddywithGlee43 9

Thursday 2 April 2015 18:31

I don't think he relized it was her boyfriend, and I think that he was targeting the guy as the victim of the joke.

2random 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 16:48

your the worst sister in the world !

ZombieSlaya115 17

Wednesday 10 August 2016 1:08

You're*

spacepractice 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 17:48

this is some serious dumb shit.

chinointhemornin 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 18:39

i think you all have it wrong... i think the guy she told that to coincidentally was the same guy... notice it refers to the guy as "some guy"

Lou_Briccant 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 0:27

That's pretty ****** up. In all honesty, don't be surprised when rumours start spreading about you.

icanhazfmlz 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 0:30

ohlawd

pussaayy 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 19:36

Haha, smooth!

PureGold 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 6:02

Wow, that was so uncool of you :(. I feel bad for your sister.

supafly208 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:25

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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koolkat27 13

Friday 6 April 2012 7:39

OP is a girl... and OP was never being protective of her sister.

Bedtimes 0

Friday 13 February 2009 20:47

that's harsh. :[

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