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By bloodyLIP - 14/05/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML

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Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML

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joooeee 3

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:16

which lips?!?!

PrincessesCrown 17

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:35

Put some ice on it. Wait! Maybe not.

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ZoZo17_fml 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:19

ouch. at least you can ice it, now.

sweetcande999 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:56

haha nice

maidofawesome 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:21

Way to go

daybowbow 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:22

Watch A Christmas Story some time.

Juggalette_623 9

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:55

But, if he does he'll want to shoot his eyes out. :/

Riddles66 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:24

Shit like that does happen

Sonofa_Snitch 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:26

what an idiot

Death_From_Above 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:06

I agree with ya

mhinaj 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:28

well duh!!

YacL 15

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:28

Reading this FML made me cringe... that really, really sucks. FYL

Bandaro 10

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:34

You can also do that with a little adhesive tape if your lips are dry.. :S Found that out the hard way as well. :O

Heidyslifesuckss 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 3:39

& paper too :( well thats if your lips are wet ... lmaooo xD

CitrusGirl 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:41

If a metal pole can do it to your tongue, why not an ice cube to your lip?

rawrinbear 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:51

...!?

KatrinaKitten 16

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:42

Cool story, bro.

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