By ray - 17/11/2011 11:22 - United States

Today, I learned how hard it is to remove peanut butter from your own eye. FML
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duckie227 22

That's not where that goes, hate to break it to you

You must really suck at making pb&j sandwiches.

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duckie227 22

That's not where that goes, hate to break it to you

Its not? *puts down knife lathered in peanut butter* Now where do I put it?

In soviet Russia, your eye gets stuck in the peanut butter!

drawmesunshine 17

1, I feel your picture matches your comment perfectly.

You're supposed to use the chunky peanut butter as lube for anal intercourse. (;

37- yeah I hate when anal intercourse is chunky :S

Anal with peanut butter? I'll go with nutella instead...

prabhlem 0
hairguitarhero 5
youngbuck10 9

Hmmm, I wonder how you managed to do that? Some strange fetish, Mmmm?

You must really suck at making pb&j sandwiches.

So if the peanut butters in his eye then where is the jelly...oh my

I hope he didn't mistake jam for KY jelly... =0

Badab1ng 5

I just get my dog to lick it off when it's on my penis. I assume the same principle would apply.

perdix 29

They do great work on eye balls, too;)

Badab1ng 5

Wow perdix commented on my comment. I feel... Invulnerable! Someone shoot me to test.

leadman1989 15

Don't know why, but this reminds me of a Southpark episode. "Eric are you teaching this horse how to please you?" Southpark is awesome.

9- I don't know why but I always read your comments in Ralph's voice, and it makes them even funnier:)

rexgar2000 10

well holy shit guy, I know you like pb&j but c'mon!

quinkadink 0

ugh its annoying when ppl say guy u gotta be a newbie

ipodlover1995 0

I hate when people type like that, they must be stupid.^^

First of all how did that happen? So curious... Second I hope it wasn't chunky.

It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time Where he at....

duckie227 22

Peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat!