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By ray - 17/11/2011 11:22 - United States

Today, I learned how hard it is to remove peanut butter from your own eye. FML

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melissaisawsome 0

Monday 12 December 2011 0:20

WHAT THE HECK DID U DO!!!!!!! R TRYING TO FEED IT TO UR EYE!

XxEP1CFAC3xX 4

Thursday 9 August 2012 5:04

How the hell did you get it out?!

VampOfSavannah 31

Thursday 23 January 2014 6:23

YDI for putting peanut butter in your eyes.

garf3265 12

Sunday 1 February 2015 17:46

look on the bright side, you're not allergic to peanuts

shotgun_girl 17

Friday 8 April 2016 18:44

Oh god you made the image in my head a million times worse

herpderp1234 17

Thursday 6 August 2015 15:03

.....................how???

gingerlover01 24

Tuesday 12 January 2016 15:30

I'm interested in how it got there

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