Work: Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job....

By iswearicandrive - 17/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML

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Friday 17 December 2010 14:48

Hey, accidents happen. You can go to the boss's office and explain what happened while your shirt accidentally falls off . . . oops! Problem solved ;)

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You laughed but have no idea what the joke is? Interesting.

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yumher1 4

Saturday 30 April 2011 3:45

I did that too, ironically.

llamalpaca382 13

Wednesday 18 May 2011 2:17

YDI for bad grammar.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Friday 26 August 2011 1:40

Blond secretary?

car8o8line 5

Tuesday 3 April 2012 5:36

Hope ur not a valet

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 8 May 2012 21:03

Not a smart move obviously, better start sucking up!

crystalxa 35

Wednesday 25 September 2013 18:15

oops!

siepar14 7

Tuesday 3 March 2015 7:39

I did the same thing

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