Miscellaneous: Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention...

By LeaveHimAlone - 30/12/2013 04:23 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML

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Monday 30 December 2013 6:39

What did she do?? We need some details here!

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cobrakori 1

Wednesday 8 January 2014 2:54

if the guy in question is Tom Felton then her actions are completely justified!!!!

spikeismykitty 6

Wednesday 2 July 2014 8:18

I love hp too but wow. Just wow.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 30 August 2014 1:45

Tom? Daniel? Rupert? I want to know.

yellowzinnias 20

Wednesday 20 April 2016 9:29

Tom, in my mind. lol

Utterly_Confused 26

Thursday 16 April 2015 1:23

I really want to see a follow up for this

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 22 October 2015 20:52

I'm just curious about what it is.

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