Miscellaneous: Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention...

By LeaveHimAlone - 30/12/2013 04:23 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML

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Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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Monday 30 December 2013 6:39

What did she do?? We need some details here!

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Monday 30 December 2013 6:59

Stupid muggles and their "legalities"

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worldclassrager 39

Monday 30 December 2013 15:54

Show her the woman in black maybe that will help...

hillgerb 16

Monday 30 December 2013 17:15

I am a fan of many shows, movies, books, etc., but I think your sis went a bit too far.

Mother_Earth07 7

Monday 30 December 2013 17:18

More details OP!

ecascio2010 9

Monday 30 December 2013 18:28

I smell a stalker...

siggy_mcsigx 22

Monday 30 December 2013 19:29

It's Harry freakin' Potter! Come on :D

Dmc169 9

Monday 30 December 2013 19:30

We need more details on this

Curlytwirly22 17

Monday 30 December 2013 20:19

I won't say FYL unless you tell me which one he is and what she did to him : D

FrankHotpants 31

Monday 30 December 2013 21:22

I came for the Harry potter puns....I'm leaving now.

moshpit11 8

Monday 30 December 2013 21:37

PLEASE elaborate

xxsakuraxx 29

Monday 30 December 2013 21:55

What did she do to Daniel Radcliffe? He is soo mine! Your sister and I are gonna fight lol

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