Health and Poopoo peepee: Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first...

By killme - 29/02/2016 07:00 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML

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By Pissed - 20/06/2016 19:27 - United States - Asheville

Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML

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By Aciliveth - 10/06/2010 16:07 - Canada

Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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MoidixMois43 21

Monday 29 February 2016 17:44

What the ****

SexyCheeksIzKool 15

Monday 29 February 2016 17:45

"Should I drink my own piss? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste." ~ Dodgeball

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BionicIce 9

Tuesday 1 March 2016 4:19

Wtf

boisebeezo 10

Tuesday 1 March 2016 4:59

honestly, what's wrong with you.....

TMO2142 25

Tuesday 1 March 2016 5:02

were you pissy the rest of the day?

MrSmush 19

Tuesday 1 March 2016 6:12

Bruh...

mswim 27

Tuesday 1 March 2016 7:50

Well... Did you actually do it?

Cenobyte 10

Tuesday 1 March 2016 10:19

But did you?

lmbachman 23

Tuesday 1 March 2016 14:33

No. Just no. No way.

morgasshk 14

Tuesday 1 March 2016 19:39

You're an idiot.

BrotherPhil 35

Wednesday 2 March 2016 0:19

So how did it taste?

CaptFartGiggle 10

Wednesday 2 March 2016 2:59

Am I the only one wondering why you were peeing in a cup in the first place?

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