Today, I had the follow up to an embarrassing moment. I live... - FML

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By Sediment - 06/04/2017 08:31

Today, I had the follow up to an embarrassing moment. I live at my boyfriends house, and we put all our used condoms in his bathroom. While we were out yesterday, his mum found them. Today, I was helping her clean his room. We keep our unused condoms in the cupboard. Guess where she cleaned? FML.

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Narcisse_fml 25

Monday 10 April 2017 16:37

You live with your boyfriend and his mother still cleans his room. I don't know how old you are, but if that's your living situation, the two of you are obviously old enough to clean up after yourselves. It just might prevent additional embarrassing moments. You and your boyfriend should clean up after yourselves; obviously you're old enough

DudeistPriest 2

Wednesday 12 April 2017 18:23

Pretty much what I was thinking.

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ImminentDisaster 12

Monday 10 April 2017 14:19

Do you mean you put them in a bin that's in the bathroom, or do you just slingshot them through the doorway?

Narcisse_fml 25

Monday 10 April 2017 16:37

You live with your boyfriend and his mother still cleans his room. I don't know how old you are, but if that's your living situation, the two of you are obviously old enough to clean up after yourselves. It just might prevent additional embarrassing moments. You and your boyfriend should clean up after yourselves; obviously you're old enough

DudeistPriest 2

Wednesday 12 April 2017 18:23

Pretty much what I was thinking.

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