Miscellaneous: Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly...

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML

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Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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By kaynotentirelywrong - 15/08/2013 16:49 - Canada - Repentigny

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By b.fritz - 24/09/2016 10:02 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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By Mystery LeRale - 15/01/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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By AlexK - 18/06/2009 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

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By atomwolf - 09/12/2016 17:01 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I wanted to work out the volume of my penis and did so on the first piece of paper I could find on my desk. After I finished the calculations I realized that the other side of the paper was in fact my school report. It's the only copy I have. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

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TheGuyOverThere 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:34

Time you enjoy wasting cannot truly be called wasted ;-)

Malika_fml 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:40

how is that an FML?? I'll make a penis out of silly putty any time!!!!

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CheapoBilo 0

Monday 16 November 2009 3:38

YDI for making a penis and not a DICK!

FoundManyLemons 0

Monday 16 November 2009 3:40

Lame...MLIA is over there jackass...

k43L1 0

Monday 16 November 2009 3:41

you should have made it ******* something

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Monday 16 November 2009 3:43

put pictures of it on the web!!

marc_with_a_c 3

Monday 16 November 2009 3:44

Sounds like a good thing to do with spare time :)

punk_sk 0

Monday 16 November 2009 3:49

pics or gtfo

bio18 1

Monday 16 November 2009 3:55

YLIA

mikeymuscles112 0

Monday 16 November 2009 3:55

Me too we should f*ck now... Lol jkjk

etello12 0

Monday 16 November 2009 4:04

umm, thats amazing haha

hellokimmiee 5

Monday 16 November 2009 4:05

loser

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