Puddle Jumper By FML Videos - 28/11/2018 18:30 - United States - New York Close but no cigar! agreeclassic 260 vote type 1 67 Share Tweet Share
Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML agreeclassic 56 697 vote type 1 19 939
Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML agreeclassic 8 270 vote type 1 30 241
Today, one of my younger nephews had an epileptic seizure. My mom started to administer wrong treatments she learned from Google. Being a doctor, I told her she'll make it worse. She then told me to shut up because I'm inexperienced, saying that Google has been there longer than I've been a doctor. FML agreeclassic 4 119 vote type 1 184
Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML agreeclassic 37 494 vote type 1 3 284
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML agreeclassic 409 vote type 1 87
Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML agreeclassic 27 519 vote type 1 2 532