Love: Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and...

By Kaeyne - 24/03/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

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Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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neonoodle 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:08

what a bastard.

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:09

wow, what a dick. that sucks dude...

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Flesheatinmonkey 3

Saturday 2 February 2013 22:18

Punch him in the balls so hard they retract into his stomach

marxsoul55 9

Friday 22 February 2013 0:00

What an asshole

ReepingHavoc 13

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:55

no friend of mine... that really sucks.

anubisismylife 9

Sunday 5 May 2013 14:25

Either your friend's really stupid or an asshole. I feel sorry for you.

danigirl074 6

Saturday 18 May 2013 15:15

Awww that's not cool

criss09 3

Friday 5 July 2013 13:56

Yeah someone didn't read the bro code and needs a punch to the face ASAP

Funnyguyproblems 1

Saturday 27 July 2013 5:37

This was on YouTube.

iFeedWeasels 6

Sunday 29 September 2013 0:21

Your "freind"

kyrapetey 7

Wednesday 6 November 2013 1:55

what a douche move

worldclassrager 39

Monday 3 March 2014 20:53

Just ask don't plan...and your learned that the hard way...I sure hope this was your junior prom...but most likely you can snag her for a bit...

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