Intimacy: Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my...

By Marian - 23/03/2009 19:37 - United States

Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:03

Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.

imnotemomylifeis 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:11

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Jokermon 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:29

#84 i totally agree wit u, so Marian y d hell is dis herr? Did u take it or wot?

rcd622 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 19:03

hahaha thats some funny shit hahaha

d1miguel 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 19:32

how is this a FML?

coolfizz 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 19:38

haha.....u should have had knocked his balls off and he would have regretted this move for his whole life..... but what he did was wrong i agree :)

greensy711 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:33

my ex boyfriend did the same thing to me. we were camping. in july. in the awful heat. NICE right!

thekreeperkeeper 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:47

well... did it stop?

alyssade 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 22:16

he sounds like an ass...

JanL1993 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 22:25

i have panic attacks all the time and thats the last thing on your mind.

dg72592_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 22:39

wow what the ****. i can think of a couple guys who i know would do this, and they are definitely not boyfriend material. i would have just given him a look like "are you kidding me?"