By Marian - 23/03/2009 19:37 - United States

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Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
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Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.

lmao #4 haha you should have used his nuts as stress balls he would have regretted that move reeeeeeeallllll quick.

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You should've squeezed his balls really hard like a stress ball, then smiled and said, "Thanks! I do feel better!" as he writhed in pain~ Then dump him.

Eh there's a time and place for that sort of behavior. Your boyfriend obviously isn't aware. But I must say for a guy this situation could work out a bit differently. I have panic attacks on a not so regular basis. But one night I had one me and my girlfriend were driving around, so I pulled over, and me and her messed around. It actually helped since sexual activity lowers stress.

LOL @ #25 ("he genuinely thought he was helping. i mean, what problem is there in this world that his penis can't solve?")

yeahh definatlyy somethingg my boyfriendddd woulddd do. theyy are litttl horneyyy efffers. ahahaaa. but i loveee him

theoldGP 0

hahahah thats so funny. thats sorta cuteee like in a pervy way =P

skakid_123 0

wtf. why are women not as into sex as men are?

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#104 As a female I can say that I am more into sex than many guys I know...