By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 04:28 - United States

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Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
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lenalee96 22

wow, don't get drunk. problem fixed.

Now maybe you can work together at giving you a toe curling, skull crushing ****** every now and then. We wouldn't want him to end up with brother status because he isn't doing it for you.

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samanthar 0

maybe its a good thing. u shouldnt lie anyways. theres no point. he can always get better. and if u love him u will teach him what to do. i know if i thought sex sucked with my bf i would be like, uh u better be trying that again..it works trust me

looll..i cant lie when am drunk either!!!i hate that!!! i always end up saying something brutal!

if you can't tell him something as small as- he can't give you orgasms- you need to think about why you're engaged and why you can't tell each other those things.

sinneblade 0

If sex isn't satisfying you from him, tell him. When you are sober. This way, you can help him to fix that. COMMUNICATION is key to a good relationship

What's the big deal? Work on it and now he knows that he needs to practice. Simple fix that shouldn't destroy a relationship

zacheimz 0

lay off the Rum Runners and B-52's

Uhm, try not faking orgasms with the person you are supposedly going to marry. Lol when I typed in orgasms, iPhone corrected me and wrote organs

PHiLLUPPH0REVER 1

maybe he's not the love of ur life since ge can't make u ******!?!