Animals: Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got...

By prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the shit out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

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r83839 22

Sunday 8 January 2017 17:37

You crammed it into a box. Your wife let it out. Of course it likes your wife more.

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r83839 22

Sunday 8 January 2017 17:37

You crammed it into a box. Your wife let it out. Of course it likes your wife more.

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