Work: Today, I found out that the nice guy who comes to my workplace...

By littledipper - 25/09/2013 03:51 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I found out that the nice guy who comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. FML

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Wednesday 25 September 2013 12:06

Well, that's a dick move.

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Comments

nessiepoopoo 8

Wednesday 25 September 2013 19:20

Who told you? Not that the coworkers are just jealous that the guy likes you??? Or do you have another reason why he would bring you a milkshake? or are you being mean to him and this is a revenge?