Geek: Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend...

By FMLer - 27/05/2011 20:57 - United States

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

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Saturday 28 May 2011 0:04

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Comments

kimise 21

Sunday 17 April 2016 0:06

You should say thanks he only calls you a Wookie and doesn't dump your hairy ass, homegirl.

InsanityShard 23

Monday 12 December 2016 8:46

Bah, I accidentally clicked YDI. Nope, fully on your side- No benefits except no accidentally shocking yourself with static while wearing long pants. I honestly don't understand why shaving legs is such a big deal. Underarms, I get, the hair itself stinks after a while, but not leg hair.