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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

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Thursday 12 July 2012 18:08

Wouldn't the bristles have turned brown?

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