Miscellaneous: Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You...

By steph - 13/09/2011 21:40 - China

Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML

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Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:08

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Comments

brianjman14 22

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:48

Hmmm, let me think... Maybe you dropped them when you fell asleep on the toilet?

EmmyBabe_fml 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:50

Hmm... in your house?! :D

leadman1989 15

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:51

People don't seem to realize how convenient and helpful the skill of lock picking is. Don't want to learn lock picking? How about lock smashing with a brick!