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By kerfinoctulus - 27/05/2016 14:50 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, I finally asked my crush out. When she said "yes" she was giggling with excitement, meanwhile I realized her laugh is the most annoying thing in the world. Now I'm stuck with her and she won't stop laughing. FML

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Joe_sabres 4

Saturday 28 May 2016 4:04

Small thing to overlook when u actually get ur crush to date u

dansco 24

Monday 30 May 2016 3:36

So you never heard them laugh before?! Not really taken too much notice then. If you dump someone for a laugh or other small Thing, enjoy been single.

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Joe_sabres 4

Saturday 28 May 2016 4:04

Small thing to overlook when u actually get ur crush to date u

dansco 24

Monday 30 May 2016 3:36

So you never heard them laugh before?! Not really taken too much notice then. If you dump someone for a laugh or other small Thing, enjoy been single.

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