Health: Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket.... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

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people_annoy_me 23

Saturday 18 July 2015 8:26

What a bad shituation you're in.

SpartyOnWayne 18

Saturday 18 July 2015 8:41

Love is like a fart: if you have to force it, it's probably shit

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EyRaB 17

Sunday 19 July 2015 4:14

What a shitty situation to be in !

booty_sniper 10

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:24

All I could imagine is you waddling like a penguin all the way to the exit

Alicimo 11

Sunday 19 July 2015 10:30

Sorry op! I hope you had a long shower to think about what happened and how to avoid it happening again.

kandysnow 18

Sunday 19 July 2015 12:47

Shitty, man.

Ethan11170 2

Sunday 19 July 2015 16:24

It's all ***** and giggles till someone giggles and *****

EPIKxPANDA 13

Sunday 19 July 2015 19:52

YDI. Never... NEVER trust a fart.

EPIKxPANDA 13

Sunday 19 July 2015 19:53

YDI. Never...NEVER trust a fart.

lollypop30001 19

Sunday 19 July 2015 22:49

Thanks for the laugh!

born_hustla 26

Monday 20 July 2015 4:21

That's a shitty situation to be in!

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