Kids: Today, I drove 12 hours with 6 screaming little girls. They were...

By kennyjhynes - 23/06/2014 13:56 - United States

Today, I drove 12 hours with 6 screaming little girls. They were arguing about things that should've been in the Lego movie. They watched it 4 times. FML

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By JackieD - 25/08/2014 18:05 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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By UnpaidBabysitter - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United States - New York

Today, I was shut in a boiling hot room with six children: a ten year-old who kept shouting; a belligerent seven year-old; two five year-olds who thought hitting me was funny, and two two year-olds who wouldn't stop crying. Their parents were just outside, laughing away, ignoring me. FML

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Monday 23 June 2014 18:54

I see future film screenwriters.

DestinyNiya 33

Monday 23 June 2014 18:54

12 hours!? Woah. You're brave, OP.

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lulinator 40

Monday 23 June 2014 19:56

At least they're not having a heated argument of which orange dash board marking they chose for Eye Spy.

MoodiQ 8

Monday 23 June 2014 20:01

12 hours!! where were you going?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 23 June 2014 21:16

I'm betting this was part of a traveling soccer or softball team. God, I hated those drives, even though my kids were quiet.

FroggerForReal 11

Monday 23 June 2014 20:20

At that point I guess they could've made a whole new movie right. But sorry OP kids are always loud. I know I was.

Dinonick 15

Monday 23 June 2014 20:22

Just be glad they were talking about a good movie. With little girls it could have been much much much worse. Twilight worse.

Logan_A_Caruso 16

Monday 23 June 2014 20:27

You deserve it for not putting on frozen for the girls

elusiveshame 22

Monday 23 June 2014 20:27

Be a parent/adult figure and learn to keep the people in your vehicle under control. This isn't worthy of fml

zahidnasir 22

Monday 23 June 2014 20:41

At least your time passed out well

Airborn0280 18

Monday 23 June 2014 21:09

Next time slowly turn up the radio until you can't hear them anymore.

Bad_People_r_Bad 3

Monday 23 June 2014 21:38

Everything is cool when you're part of team!

alaen23 23

Monday 23 June 2014 22:01

Did they make good suggestions?

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