Poopoo peepee and Kids: Today, I came home from work and went into the bathroom. I saw...

By AvengedSevenX - 03/02/2012 15:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work and went into the bathroom. I saw a poo on the toilet lid, and thinking it was a trick toy that my son had got to trick me, I picked it up. It wasn't a toy. FML

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Boston_4_Life 3

Friday 3 February 2012 18:57

Shit happens

hoedang 3

Friday 3 February 2012 18:57

haha if it looks like poo, smells like poo, is warm like poo, it's probably poo

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Coffeebang 17

Friday 3 February 2012 21:51

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 3 February 2012 22:37

It wasn't a toy, but it was a trick!

Jorcar 8

Friday 3 February 2012 22:44

Because if there's questionable poo on A TOILET, it has to be the fake kind. Smart.

MtnBkr00 8

Friday 3 February 2012 22:47

crappy day huh?

arvale8802 1

Friday 3 February 2012 23:15

Didn't it smell though?

crazyblackchick 0

Friday 3 February 2012 23:17

I guess -puts on sunglasses- you take crap from anyone. YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

raywhite 5

Friday 3 February 2012 23:43

Pooped on.

DDbaconcrazy 1

Friday 3 February 2012 23:49

Oh shit

glittergloss014 3

Saturday 4 February 2012 0:02

Talk about a shitty situation...

THEREALISTUCE 2

Saturday 4 February 2012 0:33

Did the turd smell like roses or something! YDI!

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