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By paywithpoop - 22/06/2014 15:10 - United States

Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML

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Sunday 22 June 2014 19:43

Ew. man I'm sorry. hopefully they find who it is!

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nurchok 15

Saturday 28 June 2014 0:54

They left the DNA evidence :)

whiteley1999 1

Saturday 28 June 2014 1:58

You wouldn't by any chance live in Oklahoma would you?! The exact thing happened to us!

CandyApple88 13

Saturday 28 June 2014 3:37

you have their DNA. But then again, probably don't even want to get anywhere near that.

MelanieIsSexyyy 2

Tuesday 1 July 2014 20:10

That's a shitty situation!

xoterra 2

Friday 4 July 2014 4:47

It'll be easy to find out who robbed you then.

zoeeileen 6

Wednesday 16 July 2014 6:11

get it dna tested and catch them lol

EverythingTaken2 5

Sunday 10 August 2014 18:20

You could've run a DNA test with that

733yoda_fml 19

Tuesday 7 April 2015 22:27

DNA!

SmokeDD 2

Tuesday 23 June 2015 11:21

Thats some bull'shit' on his part..

BlobfishUnite 14

Monday 31 August 2015 9:56

DNA test his shit!

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