Health: Today, I called a friend of mine who was recently in an accident....

By MB - 28/11/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I called a friend of mine who was recently in an accident. She told me that the head trauma has caused her to lose all sense of smell and taste. To try and cheer her up, I suggested I take her out to lunch. FML

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LlamaFlavoured 24

Monday 28 November 2011 11:50

...take her to the cinema? ^_^

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Ipsum629 13

Thursday 19 February 2015 19:43

she must really like going to the movies now

primespore 12

Thursday 22 October 2015 23:44

Not this time bill not this time...

CaptFartGiggle 10

Tuesday 9 February 2016 19:26

Now she can swallow :D

isquaredkeepingitreal 24

Wednesday 25 October 2017 0:04

People make mistakes, you were trying to cheer her up and that's all that matters. I had my teeth *fixed* and couldn't eat solid food for weeks (multiple surgeries). At one point, a friend bought me my favorite food to cheer me up.. I couldn't eat it, but it smelled great! lol.