Embarrassing, Accident and Health: Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I...

By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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Thursday 15 March 2012 23:00

That is toetally a leg-itimate fml.

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karmicsamadi86 9

Friday 16 March 2012 13:40

Happens to the best of us. I tripped and fell on my face while putting mine on the other day.

SW500 13

Friday 16 March 2012 17:20

That's hot

iraqvet0405 1

Friday 16 March 2012 20:32

Ouch

xSIRxSHIGGLESx 1

Saturday 17 March 2012 7:35

Actually your small toe gets broken several times a year the bone is so tiny you just mistake it as a slight pain

klimp 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 19:12

Your a dumbass

Sympathies 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 17:54

I perplexed on how painful and quite hilariouse this is srry

bri1201 0

Monday 19 March 2012 5:22

Awe what a poor little baby...

YahImThatGuy 0

Monday 19 March 2012 12:52

Be grateful, there are far worse mishaps you could have had involving your panties.

reckhello12 10

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:11

oh sad :(

uniquechic21 12

Monday 2 April 2012 2:56

Sounds like something I would do.

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