Miscellaneous: Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping... - FML

By starcatch777 - 09/05/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML

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AlienX_fml 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:47

That is a friends job. They cant help u blacking out. The only thing they can do is take funny pictures.

imacreeper 3

Tuesday 10 May 2011 1:13

your friend couldn't do much, considering the fact you were both ON a rollercoaster. if I was OP's friend, I would have done the same thing! that's a true friend right there.

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stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 10 May 2011 12:33

What do you mean helping you? What was the friend to do? Waste her/his fun rollercoaster time trying to wake you up because you're a wuss?

TheLovelySayu 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 13:55

that sucks monkey balls... but kind of funny sorry

OfficeNinja 5

Tuesday 10 May 2011 14:11

naturally, that was the right thing to do! it would also be a acceptable to shoot a video and post it to you tube.

Pinklady1_fml 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 14:13

that's your bestfriend :)

macskapingvin 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 14:42

Well, that is much less awkward than if they'd taken pictures of that time you blacked up.

ganash22 6

Tuesday 10 May 2011 22:38

hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah omg wats ur fb name or ur frnds?! hahaha lol

Starstruckluv 4

Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:46

Wow. That sucks

154rct 7

Wednesday 11 May 2011 0:21

coming from the geek that's must have been one hell of a ride, and there was nothing they could do, it's not easy to reach each other unless it was a hyper

Futacy 29

Wednesday 11 May 2011 1:00

those are some nice friends you've got.

bzett 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 4:55

I Bet THAT got a lot of likes. (:

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