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By shameless - 28/04/2013 22:24 - United States - Canton

Today, I agreed to go on a date with the creepy guy from my Economics class because I'm so broke that I could really use the free meal. FML

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null_fml 11

Monday 29 April 2013 9:50

So.. the Economics class isn't working, then?

Koravel 10

Monday 29 April 2013 9:45

Food is food, no matter the means of acquiring it

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TiffGreen 11

Tuesday 30 April 2013 8:25

I will definitely be praying for you tonight! I hope everything gets better for ya

krwinne95 1

Tuesday 30 April 2013 9:08

As you know, "there's no such thing as a free lunch" :D

Rihaan 4

Wednesday 1 May 2013 9:28

It's only whoring if you put out. Anything else goes.

xRezSynn 15

Wednesday 1 May 2013 15:06

So how'd it go?

Zilaina 7

Wednesday 1 May 2013 20:10

So... I guess that means you're taking opportunity costs into account.

fwongraven 10

Wednesday 1 May 2013 23:44

Why would you assume that the meal would be free? Whilst a kind gesture he is not obligated to pay for you and I imagine you'd be in a whole lot more trouble financially if you had half a restaurant bill to pay?

tacovingtonboy 10

Sunday 5 May 2013 5:58

The struggle is real!

drew12089 2

Wednesday 8 May 2013 4:41

You are one ****** up individual...

maci_murawski 4

Saturday 18 May 2013 1:18

You're a bitch ...

the_dumb_duck 7

Sunday 2 June 2013 6:41

That's economics for you

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