Work: Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house....

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML

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Rangant 7

Saturday 20 November 2010 12:05

at least ur house is tidy now

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Well, invite them over for a party in your pants. ;)

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xXcaraXx 2

Tuesday 13 March 2012 3:01

REVENGE >:)))))

cl4ptp 18

Tuesday 5 March 2013 11:10

At least now you have a tidy house :)

LissaMccracken 23

Monday 29 July 2013 20:05

Well... at least you have a clean house? I'm sorry :(

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