Embarrassing and Intimacy: Today, at work, I had a crease in my pants. Everyone thought...

By neilmalik - 21/10/2015 11:18 - United States - Murrieta

Today, at work, I had a crease in my pants. Everyone thought I had a boner. Later in the day, when I actually had one, no one could tell. FML

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Tripartita 44

Wednesday 21 October 2015 18:13

I'm sorry nobody could see the shape of your penis through your pants, OP. Everybody deserves to have the shape of their penis seen. :( Wait, what?

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Whatever your job is, it seems to always keep your crutch area very busy.

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9onbreak78 11

Saturday 31 October 2015 19:54

That small, huh, lol!

pranil 14

Thursday 19 November 2015 21:43

hang in there bro

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