Miscellaneous: Today, at a grocery store, a man came up to me while I was picking...

By awkward - 06/11/2013 21:16 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, at a grocery store, a man came up to me while I was picking out apples and whispered in my ear, "That's how Snow White died." FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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Today, I was cashiering at a grocery store when an elderly woman came through my line buying prune juice. She then whispered to me that last time she bought it, she "blew up her toilet". FML

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Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML

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By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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By scared to leave the house - 20/08/2012 09:14 - Canada - Williams Lake

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

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By ravenskater - 04/04/2011 02:47

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

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Thursday 7 November 2013 5:56

He clearly knows what he's talking about. Better listen to the wise man.

Misaki18 17

Thursday 7 November 2013 5:58

Doesn't he mean put into an eternal sweet slumber? :) Now your Prince has to come and save you >:D

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Ohshitdude 21

Monday 15 September 2014 1:29

she didn't die, but hey whatever works

prettygurl89 16

Tuesday 4 November 2014 8:31

Creeper!

Lifefail887 13

Wednesday 19 July 2017 23:32

Well, he wasn't wrong

rubberduck_of_doom 31

Friday 16 February 2018 12:22

Bahaha.. I can't help myself but that made me genuinely laugh out loud. XD...

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