Love: Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway....

By Stinky - 20/11/2011 10:23 - United States

Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML

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Sunday 20 November 2011 16:25

Make sure you shove them into his face while firmly saying "No!"

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eeeeeeee 5

Sunday 20 November 2011 16:58

Awe, just like a new puppy.

ScarletBloom 14

Sunday 20 November 2011 17:02

It must be an exotic pair of shoes.

bubbywaldo 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 17:08

Do you know how drunk you have to be to pee in a closet? Alcoholic drunk. Break up with him now, not because of the shoes, but to save yourself a lifetime of alcoholic insanity.

Okayitwasme 0

Monday 21 November 2011 5:21

Pot head

bubbywaldo 0

Monday 21 November 2011 9:13

Ha, I may die alone, but better to have loved and lost than be married to the psycho for the rest of your life! I just know some AAers. The peeing in the closet storied are rampant. If you pee in a closet there's a damn good chance you're an alcoholic.