Intimacy: Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw...

By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

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squirell_AIDS69 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 8:54

At least it's first class vag, not that coach vag.

mehungie2 3

Saturday 18 December 2010 8:46

ummmmm. yeah. I'm terrified

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elorenzo_fml 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 14:08

Getting on a plane in a minute. Hoping for the best. :/

spd2fst4u 5

Sunday 19 December 2010 14:26

ask for a whiff... duh!

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:54

Fake cuz First Class usually has extra seats available....or OP is silly not to ask to be moved.

HomeAl0ne 20

Sunday 19 December 2010 21:50

Question: Would it be anymore disturbing if they were wafting the ****** smell of the woman sitting next to them?

ManaUser 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 23:06

I can't help but wonder why this was written with gender-neutral language (person, their, themselves) despite the fact that the person in question is explicitly described as having a ******.

stephy228 0

Monday 20 December 2010 7:41

my gag reflex was just activated

pstrommen 3

Monday 20 December 2010 7:53

still beats economy...

EvilDave 13

Monday 20 December 2010 13:44

OP appears to be a sexually repressed individual who is so obsessed with the sex that is denied the OP that the OP sees everything it does not understand as sexual.