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By Scaredshitless - 03/02/2010 13:48 - France

Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML

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hehe_oops 2

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:23

I don't understand how you could do that unless you had really runny shit bad luck though, ew btw when you said the kid "popped out" I imagined him popping out of the toilet just before you got there

050294 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:09

Haha, wow. FYL

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OhNothingSerious 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:18

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

x805xUnknown 6

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:22

Hahahahaha, oh, this made my day!

kayla1013 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:35

lmao!

californiway 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:44

why did the kid jump out

omey123 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:37

Lmao nice one.

Aha09 1

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:49

Now we all wonder... where did the kid come from? ^_^ Your butt? The toilet? Hmmmm... questions questions questions... ;P

Aha09 1

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:49

Stupid repeats! >.

eviltomtom 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:16

You suck.

drewrox 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:13

lol

naana1 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:00

one word. ughhhhhhhhhhh

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