Poopoo peepee and Love: Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered... - FML

By Crashburn - 16/01/2012 11:09 - United Kingdom

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

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bene201 0

Monday 16 January 2012 16:11

Shit happens

rckstrtmmy 4

Monday 16 January 2012 16:12

YDI for dating a dirty bastard.

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unluckyv 7

Monday 16 January 2012 16:58

wat did it smell like lolol

raphanne_fml 33

Monday 16 January 2012 18:28

Strawberries, obviously.

The_Hitdude 12

Monday 16 January 2012 17:07

Rule #34 No exceptions

BboyMarkieMark 3

Monday 16 January 2012 17:12

Reminds me...eat duh poopoo

foreverforward 11

Monday 16 January 2012 17:16

That's utterly disgusting. I'm too particular about hygiene; I doubt I could find him attractive after that. Unless it was a freak accident where he got sick, but it didn't sound that way to me by the way you worded it. If he's not that worried about taking care of himself now, just picture him in twenty years!!!

beebeeL 1

Monday 16 January 2012 17:18

That's throw-up worthy sick.

kaycee1996 5

Monday 16 January 2012 17:22

That's disgusting!!!

firefighterjohn 9

Monday 16 January 2012 17:26

I just happened to be reading this while taking a dumb.... but ill make sure I wipe good now

macdaddymady 8

Monday 16 January 2012 17:31

I'd throw up. Right then and there.

lowie89 7

Monday 16 January 2012 17:32

I think I just threw up in my mouth! Fyl for sure

Cailaa_ 6

Monday 16 January 2012 17:37

That is absolutely disgusting !

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