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By Crashburn - 16/01/2012 11:09 - United Kingdom

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

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bene201 0

Monday 16 January 2012 16:11

Shit happens

rckstrtmmy 4

Monday 16 January 2012 16:12

YDI for dating a dirty bastard.

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HungerGames95 13

Monday 16 January 2012 23:18

Is this the same guy who got sprayed with febreeze for smelling like he slept in a hollowed out carcass??

ouchie1013 0

Monday 16 January 2012 23:20

this. is disgusting.

stover29 2

Monday 16 January 2012 23:27

I think I just puked in my mouth!!

HooahGal 6

Monday 16 January 2012 23:41

Haha makes you think twice about mouth hugs

shanemaximo 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:08

Looks like you two like "two-ply" around a little too much. Eh? Eh?

andreajassel 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:17

Stupid shit always happens

mima77 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:21

And, Who cares?

chasermyman9 2

Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:48

nice

pinkelephantz 2

Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:50

Ur just gunna have to laugh it off... I'm sure he hated himself for this one.

christineladybug 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:00

Bahaha. That's so gross!! Teach your filthy guy proper toilette manners, it's best for you.

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