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By Anonimo - 08/11/2012 21:22 - Italy - Monserrato

Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML

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Friday 9 November 2012 3:12

Mamas boy.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Friday 9 November 2012 3:16

Is his mom elderly and/or in ill health, such that she needs his help?

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viper_dlh04 1

Friday 9 November 2012 23:56

mommys boy for life

steph97v05 11

Saturday 10 November 2012 4:46

Wow he seems like a keeper.

enormouselephant 15

Saturday 10 November 2012 5:40

72- *she

sporty_14 5

Monday 12 November 2012 1:41

Can you say mama's boy?

gravityworks 5

Monday 12 November 2012 3:45

well at least he loves his mom! most guys want nothing to do with their mothers when they are older

nancyschmancy 9

Saturday 24 November 2012 1:54

Pardon moi!

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