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By anonymous - 05/05/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML

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Occam 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:47

You think that's bad, I did the same thing while eating a ****.

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:56

Women love chocolate, women love little kids. You're like the best of both worlds.

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rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:56

Women love chocolate, women love little kids. You're like the best of both worlds.

skatetwin5 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:57

ouch

kirby229 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:58

the moral of this story? don't smile at people. It leads to FML stories =P

evilralphwiggum 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:01

If she's a chocolate lover.. she could find that attractive. You never know ;)

nativebacon 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:03

They should make this their new T.V. advertisement. Sweet. Chocolate......

Roto13 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:15

I don't see why people are saying you deserved it. You were just being friendly.

alwaysalady 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:17

Smooth. As smooth as rich, creamy chocolate....

australiaaaa 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:18

#1, that's kinda the point of this website

RiChY_BaBy08 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:19

super lol... I could almost see myself in a similiar situation but i don't eat choloatae like that. lol if you had game that wouldn'tve been a big deal