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By wut - 05/08/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML

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I wouldn't give him business if I were you. You should go elsewhere for your dental work.

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iammestaman 0

Thursday 9 August 2012 22:16

So did you get it fixed?

nightmare2274 0

Monday 27 August 2012 4:35

At least he was willing to give you something in return...

U_GotitDude 18

Saturday 5 January 2013 16:04

Talk about awkward lol

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