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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 08:05 - Australia

Today, I took my daughter to the library instead of the pool. I sat her on the counter and, while I reached for my library card, she turned to the librarian and said, "We didn't go to the pool today because Mum has hairy legs." FML

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Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 18:09 - Greece

Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML

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Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

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By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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nikky_star 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:09

haha you should have just shaved your legs and go to the pool

Wuhuh 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:12

Is it so hard to shave?

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minidinosaurgoes 9

Tuesday 18 January 2011 2:34

tell her your a were-wolf and now that she told the government is gonna come take you away.

VAGINO5 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 3:20

Elbow the girl...obviously she's trying to make ya look bad. (dat hoe bag)

minidinosaurgoes 9

Friday 1 April 2011 13:57

dont hit a child for something so stupid!

honkhonk91 0

Friday 22 April 2011 20:51

Ah, deserved. The library is no substitute for the pool!

bhurberry 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 13:02

aww your daughter's so cute haha

Rxoxdx 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 20:38

I'm sorry but this is all your fault

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 20 December 2014 3:30

You can always count on kids to say something embarrassing.

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