Kids: TMI

TMI

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 08:05 - Australia

Today, I took my daughter to the library instead of the pool. I sat her on the counter and, while I reached for my library card, she turned to the librarian and said, "We didn't go to the pool today because Mum has hairy legs." FML

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nikky_star 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:09

haha you should have just shaved your legs and go to the pool

Wuhuh 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:12

Is it so hard to shave?

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KT237 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 14:23

if the librarian was a lady why would she give two *****? her legs are probably hairy too.

nights_fml 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 14:38

You should pee in her mouth

freenuggets 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 14:39

lmfao

mariet_fml 23

Tuesday 4 January 2011 14:54

I am sure the librarian was thrilled to see your kid sitting 3+ feet above the ground, probably completely capable of falling off and cracking her skull open at any time. The counter is not the place for a child.