Timing is important

By effingdoucher - 30/01/2011 06:07 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML
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He should be nervous! Cars are important thing to get right!

You hooked up with a drunk guy you met three hours before, and the sex wasn't perfect? I can understand your disappointment that he wasn't a caring and sensitive lover...

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lindseytaylor201 0

"with a guy I met at my friends party." classy.

"with a guy I met at my friends wine tasting" fixed?

"with a guy I met at my friends wine tasting" fixed?

ICaughtFire 4

I like it Phustercluck... I like it.

He's nervous about his possible STI. You should probably be nervous about your possible STD.

mizz_rivera9 0

hes an idiot but sounds like muh man but only he woukd finish then say it lol

Chris19801012 0

well it actually sounds like he did finish maybe a bit early then made up that excuse.

Yeah well, don't expect too much of it when you're having sex with a guy you barely know.

I stopped mid thrust cause I decided which handgun I wanted. my girl is a champ though. we went to get it, came back and finished. WIN !

cici132 3

:$ oh tht sucks well what can u do boys will be boys

Doniar 0

ide finish if it was cici. :) ide probably stop in middle with op

doniar your a creeper, first off you dont even know her but youd bang her? second shes a lil young if it is her in the pic at all, and lastly i doubt its her in the pic anyway since most people on here type in hot girl on google and use a pic from there. IDIOT

cici Ontario ftw;) im a Londoner myself

if u have something on ur mind, its hard 2 perform at top notch level so he maybe wanted 2 get dat out the way 1st...

Angi95 3

our government broke right now so

27 is Win! I believe that is very likely what happened.