Sex, Virginity and Intimacy: First time?

First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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horne2 9

Friday 29 November 2013 18:15

Well, that's awkward.

J_Kertz 14

Friday 29 November 2013 18:17

"Mom! Dad! Guess What!"

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horne2 9

Friday 29 November 2013 18:15

Well, that's awkward.

DistanceRunner94 9

Friday 29 November 2013 18:26

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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friedpwnadge 25

Friday 29 November 2013 18:35

At least he's not a screamer.

Turrence 9

Friday 29 November 2013 18:36

"Now honey, if you ever have sex be sure to let your dad and I both know"

FMLprincess023 13

Friday 29 November 2013 20:05

Wait....that's not normal?

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Friday 29 November 2013 22:00

I can only imagine the phone call that followed. "Mom, Dad, I just had sex... and it didn't feel good!"

Odis12 11

Saturday 30 November 2013 0:31

Not sure if I believe this or not. Simply because it's the lyrics to "just had sex".

Bloink 25

Saturday 30 November 2013 0:46

Maybe it's just his regular sex routine

JKROB 16

Friday 29 November 2013 18:16

isn't that special

J_Kertz 14

Friday 29 November 2013 18:17

"Mom! Dad! Guess What!"

Arrow44 10

Friday 29 November 2013 18:43

"Mom.....Dad....." feels more like how he started if he was crying the whole time. Unless of course it was tears of joy.

Mynamewontfi 40

Friday 29 November 2013 18:17

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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figmoomoo 5

Friday 29 November 2013 18:18

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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ComoEsJuan 24

Friday 29 November 2013 18:19

Or maybe it was just that damn good!

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 29 November 2013 19:54

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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shyeahh_fml 19

Friday 29 November 2013 20:10

What the hell?

J_Kertz 14

Friday 29 November 2013 23:27

Maybe we should worry about #62...

Aleys_fml 21

Friday 29 November 2013 18:18

How old is your Boyfriend?

AshaaFerreira 22

Friday 29 November 2013 18:18

I am going to assume he wasn't quite ready.....

Chiara92_fml 32

Friday 29 November 2013 18:19

Did he call them crying asking them to come pick him up..?

Cuteroxx 17

Friday 29 November 2013 18:19

Awkward

gc327072 30

Friday 29 November 2013 18:19

"Yea it felt so good, that I called my parents right after I was done!"

Zelphoric 25

Friday 29 November 2013 20:23

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way2go 16

Friday 29 November 2013 21:32

"But I cried the whole time!" Doesn't matter, had sex!

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

Friday 29 November 2013 22:50

"I think she might've be a racist. Still counts!"

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